The Bignatural, Fuck Yeah

Well I'm moving and so is my blog. 'The Bignatural, Fuck Yeah' is being decommissioned as a new site has been born. From here on in you can catch up on all things awesome at my new page 'How to Win at Life' over at:

http://thebignatural.blogspot.com

This page is going to primarly be a photo and video blog. I've got a feeling there is going to be a lot of material down under. On another note i'm heading to Fiji on the 9th of June then on to Australia on the 17th. Thanks for reading, I'm outta this ma'fucker!

Hey there! I'm the resident homophobic racist down here at the Dugout. Can I sit with you? But seriously, after we got this guy all flamed up about the KKK, he gave us some homework which included: investigating city hall, the chamber of commerce, the masonic hall, and chinatown. This is where all of the answers apparently lie. Or maybe we were supposed to have sex with a 40$ retarded hooker, I can't remember.



( Come on in! )

Call me Nostradamus, but I'm going to say Ariel Sharon will die by 2pm Sunday. Just a hunch.

Note: The list consist of albums that were released in 2005 that I was able to download in their entirety. If you're missing any of these gems from your collection of downloaded albums, I recommend heading to torrentspy.com and downloading them pronto.

10. Kanye West - Late Registration
9. Damian Marley - Welcome To Jamrock
8. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
7. Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
6. M.I.A. - Arular
5. Common - Be
4. Propagandhi - Potemkin City Limits
3. Manu Chao - Sibérie
2. Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
1. Broken Social Scene - Broken Social Scene

Even when Kath is mad a me she still looks really hot.

What did I tell you! This derka derka shit is everywhere!

Now workin in the men's room I didn't get to see, oh let's say....49% of the crowd, but here are some of the shots I was able to snap when I wasn't handing out towels.


( Enter the realm of the Dildo Ninja... )

Bananas replaced with muffins,
Their skins in the garbage.
An unlikely transformation,
And a delicious one.

Almost forgot about this little gem I picked up down in Seattle. If you want to know just how FUCKED this magazine is, check in with Morgan or Donald. Dick Cheney, you fuckin spoonbender!

After the ammount of beer I drank yesterday, I expected my memory to be a little hazy in the morning. I could have sworn my erection was waaay bigger last night.

The night was filled with some amazing quotes.

As it happened....

Big B on Morgan's broken iPOD -
"What the fuck is an iPOD"

Mark when asked "Are you partying tonight?" -
"I'm going to try."

Morgan was full of gems -
"It feels like a hooker died inside my mouth."

"Corine, are you into the ho wine?."

"I don't mean to sound creepy, but I lost my virginity to a girl named Corine."

Herb on breaking his arm -
"We were playing white car/brown car and I lost because I was brown car and we were in Burnaby."

Ray Way when talking to a seventeen year old -
"You're 17. I'm older than you."

I'm always getting strange emails from strangers. Got one today from a fellow by the name of DAVID JONATHAN PEÑA MEZA. He's always sending me shit like this.

quasi-sympathy,
face it brother,
you fucked up the order.
If I choke on your regurgitated bacon bits,
in the last hour of the night,
I hope my good friends will,
put two and three together.
I'm going to vomit this shit up.

The most breautiful of all the pink brirds.

Every hotel but this last one had a working fridge to keep the beer cold. Trust me, no-one wants to be drinking warm beer in Costa Rica. I rigged this little system up so I could bring my Pilsen's down to room temperature. So what if it only chilled one at a time and each can took a good half-hour. I'd switch over to the Guaro in between.

Last night at Montana's I waited on Howie Siegel. I didn't think that Jews ate pork, but he ordered a 20$ rack of ribs. I used to think he was an ass until he left me a 26$ tip.

So yeah don't look for me to update this thing anytime soon. I'm on a wicked sex tourism package down here in Costa Rica and blogging just isn't my top priority!